Give me speed. Not the amphetemine kind. No sir-ree Bob. I mean the good clean lightning bolt kind. The kind of speed that makes websites appear like magic all at once on my computer screen. Yeah. That kind. The high speed internet kind of speed.
Traded in my wireless for the cable kind that I can make wireless any old time I want.
This speed. This joy. This uber convenience comes with a price.
But ask me if it’s worth every little penny, nickle and dime. Go ahead. Ask me.
I love me some speedy internet service.
I do. I do.