day being laid upright in bed. I hope. Vertigo be damned, with or hopefully without you, I am going to shed myself of this queen sized bed. Mañana. Today, my world spins like a topsy-turvy drunken top (remember the colorful hollow metal ones of childhood), with each turn of my head or wrong sideways glance.

So World, if you still remember me, please send some extra strong healing and steadying energies my way, express delivery. Please. You do have record of my address, correct? Tell the driver they can leave the package on the doorstep as it takes me a good while to make it to the door. Thank you, in advance, for your cooperation.